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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Mah first one!

Aimee said...
Hi Tiff! You're my HERO!

My question is about a company Halloween party this weekend. It's going to be all senior enlisted and officers, so I really need to pick the right costume to make a good impression. What do you suggest?


Aimee, I gots one word. TIGHT. Ifn yous got a one of them youngin hard bodies, y'all kin show it off. Ifn you gots some extra poundage, then you kin show off your cushin. Some mens like that powerful much. And git some kinda push uppity bra.

I hopes that helps. ~ TA

4 comments:

  1. OH EM GEE TIFFANY AMBER, YOU ARE SO AMAZING! I just wanted to know where did you get your striped midriff from? Is it vintage or designer? Please let me know! Thanks!

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  2. This makes my soul hurt.

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  3. THis is like an Iraqi car wreck... I want to look away but I'm instictively reaching for my camera. For documentation of the sigact, of course..

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  4. Hey Tiffany, what's the best way for my friend to deal with his cheating wife when we get back from deployment? (She did it a lot of times during the year too)

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