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Ripley Beste How do ahs go abouts gittin mah husbern premoated?

Riplay,

First, ah am dissapointerd that yous only had one husbands. The bests way to gits yer husband premoated is to trade him ins fur a higher rankin one.

Ifn you kaint do that, ah recommeneds havin someone elses baby. Thisin ways you kin git an extra paychecks.

Last, you kin sleep with his boss and then takes pictures fur blackmails.

Hope that helps.

~ Tifany Amebrs

PS padon mah spellin I's ate too much candies an everything is blurry.