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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

New Qeushuns!

Amanda Murphy
What is your favorite part about being you? 
 
Honey, ifn you thinks ah likes bein me, and that ah done want ta be Pamelas Anderson, you got another thing comin! 
 
Stef Schroer 
I wents to collidge to find mahselves a yung gulible ROTC types, so I can gits mahselves an officah when they grajuate. Its not workin. Whut am I doin wrong?
 
Is you pregnant yet?
 
 
Lori Green 
Dear Tiffany,
My husband's coming home soon and I can't figure out what to wear. He told me just wear jeans and a t-shirt but I want to wear a dress. What would you do? Make it good cuz I'm sending the reply to his ass.

Thanks,
Lori 
 
AH thinks a tight dress wit some kinda boostier underneath. An make is short. An no panties. An bend overs in front of all his mens so's they see whut he's gittin. 
 
 

2 comments:

  1. OMG, my kid keeps crying and won't stop. I'm at my wits' end! How do you get your kids to be quiet, Tiffany?

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  2. she puts Boone's Farm in their sippy cups.

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