Monday, November 1, 2010

Gittin a man

Tiffany, I want to get me self a army man with a good paycheck, any advice???
Laura ,
1. Use your number ones weapins. Your vajayjay, your boobs and yer mouth.
2. Git yerself a jobs at the PX. Ah meats most of my mens there and you kin see ifn their wifes is nasty and the mens are miserables.
3. Buy some tight clothes. An a pushup bra.
4. Git yerslef a rank chart and studys every nights.
4. Git pregnent as fast as you kin.
~ TA

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